KISW's Triple Nine Transmission

I've been working on some holiday cards... how about these?

"Thanks for going on the pill this year"
"Thanks for the obligatory Christmas phone call."
"The people you're spending the holidays with find you as annoying as you find them"

I still have some work to do. Maybe next year.

This week we give you an early X-Mas gift that many people would consider more like coal under the tree. It's all of the number 1's from our "Best That We Could Do For 2007" feature we have been doing all week. Included on the Deleted Experience: Best Phone Call, Best Interview, Best Segment, and Best Bit...as voted by you! Click HERE to download!

Steve the Producer

Now that the big day is here...it's not the Superbowl, we can actually say the name--Christmas, here is something you always wanted. A Rubber Chicken Lady, a fat guy that eats frozen salisbury steak tv dinners, a dude with cerebral palsy and a box of Otter Pops. Just what you asked Santa for when you sat on his lap and peed. Download your gag gift here!

Check out this weeks PodCast. We've got it halfway mailed in already. Click here to download the Mens Room Proverbial Challenge and from BadJocks.com we welcome Bob Reno for a year in review. Plus with the exclusive PodDamn segment you can hear what we thought of 07.

Ben The Psycho Muppet

It's here. If you're like me and like hot girls and knowing what day it is the 2008 KISW Rock Girl Calendar is for you. You can get a hard copy in the Rock Shop or a new, free digital version is available by clicking here. Not only will you be able to customize your calendars appearance, but KISW will keep it updated with the latest concert and event information. You can add your own events and appointments to the calendar too. Don't forget to check out "The Making Of The 2008 KISW Rock Girls Calendar" on Comcast On-Demand now.

Every year since 2006 KISW has done a stupid holiday carol. So, to keep with our long standing 1 year tradition, here's the 2007 KISW holiday carol. Feel free to pass it on to a friend. Spread it around like Holiday cheer, or the crabs in a truck stop bathroom.

We have new gear! Screw leaving the house to shop. Get it all done in the KISW Rock Shop. Viva La Rock, shirts for hot moms and rockin kids and the KISW Psychedelic T for filthy hippies. Filthy hippies need holiday presents too...

Every year since the beginning of time KISW has done a countdown around Christmas. This year is no different. The Annual KISW Top 999 starts Christmas morning at 10. Go to KISW.com now and vote for your favorite songs. Then, listen as we play them all back between Christmas and New Years. 999 to #1.

Enter to win Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN on DVD. The ultimate slasher classic is reinvented in a 2-disc set with an Unrated Director's Cut and over 4 hours of bonus features.

KISW's Street Sheet
Here's where you can find KISW out on the streets of Seattle cranking out the tunes and giving away KISW swag and cool prizes. Stop by for your chance to meet the Rock Girls, hangout with the KISW jocks!

December 22: KISW at Guitar Center
Join the KISW Wrecking Crew on Saturday December 22 for a huge holiday savings event at Guitar Center, 530 Westlake Ave, Seattle, from 4-6 PM. Stop by the Wrecking Crew table and see how you can score Serj Tankian's Elect The Dead CD, courtesy of Reprise Records and while you're here make sure to enter to win a Southwest Airlines Vacation!

December 22: KISW Metal Shop Presents 3 Inches of Blood at El Corazon With Toxic Holocaust, Hell Promise (Farewell Performance), and Bison. Tickets are $13 ADV/ $15 DOS and are available through Ticketswest & at the door. Doors open at 7 PM and Show starts at 8 PM for this All Ages Show. Make sure to stop by the Wrecking Crew table to see how you can score Rob Zombie's Halloween Unrated DVD, courtesy of Dimension Films.

December 23: Hawks Home Game VS Baltimore Ravens
Join Rock Girls Jessica and Katlin on Sunday December 23 before the Hawks take on the Ravens from 11-1 PM. They will be hooking you up with Serj Tankian's Elect The Dead CD, courtesy of Reprise Records as well as other awesome KISW prizes!

December 29: Ricker's Banging Night Out- Sonics VS Timberwolves
Ricker will be at the Sonics game on Saturday December 29 to watch your very own Super Sonics take on the Minnesota Timberwolves. Be sure to stop by the MGD Main Stage before the game to hang out with your Dawg Ricker! The Wrecking Crew will be hooking you up with Jackass 2.5 on DVD, courtesy of Paramount and MTV Home Entertainment. Game starts at 7 PM. Wanna score tickets to the game? Click Here!