Article IV - You are a man, god damn it, ACT LIKE IT:

Section 1: No man should ever speak badly about bacon or sex. (Eric)

Section 2: Never watch the movie "The Notebook" (Bradley)

Section 3: No man shall ever be required to buy another man a birthday gift. In fact, even remembering you're buddies birthday is strictly optional. (Morgan)

Section 4: If a man borrows another mans tools, he must return them in the same shape that he received them. If the tool is damaged, the borrower is responsible for replacing said tool. (The Norwegian)

Section 5: Never dress to match your girlfriend or wife. (Jim C)

Section 6: Two men should never walk down the street under the same umbrella. (Modified form every list of rules that "guys should follow" circulating on the web right now)

Section 7: Never let a woman order for you in a restaurant. (Kyle in Seattle)

Section 8: No man should ever ride bitch on another man's motorcycle. (Tom "The Cable Guy" in Graham)

Section 9: Under no circumstances is any man allowed to send an emoticon ;-) =) :-p etc. to another man. (Mad Hooper)

Section 10: No man shall ever feed or be fed by another man, unless the recipient of said feeding is physically or mentally handicapped, or otherwise restricted in any way that prevents feeding oneself. (Brad in Olympia)

Section 11: There is no reason for a man to watch men's figure skating or men's gymnastics. EVER. (Steve)

Section 12: No man shall have any kind of fuzzy decoration on, or in, his car. (Alex in Redmond)

Section 13: Unless in the entertainment industry, no man shall wear makeup

Section 14: No man should take longer to get ready then his wife/girlfriend. (Aaron in Lacey)

Section 15: Never be a part of a candle party. (Robert somewhere)

Section 16: Never share a desert with another man (Tony V)

Section 17: Don't skip, ever. (Derek in Sumner)

Section 18: Never write in pink. (Jeff)

Section 19: The list of words that no man shall EVER use.

Section 20: Things no man should have

Section 21: Things all men should have

Section 22: If you have a son, teach him how to play sports. (Michael in Lakewood)

Section 23: No man shall blame another for their gas, man up and be proud. (Bjorn)

Section 24: No man shall ever attend or be a part of a "shower" (Baby, wedding, etc) (Bjorn)

Section 25: When in a group of men, don't expose your junk. (Slowmo in Ft. Lewis)

Section 26: No man to man back rubs. (Trent)

Section 27: Never buy a Volkswagen Cabriolet or Mazda Miata (Brad in Bellingham)

Section 28: If you call another man, have a point. Never call just for small talk. (Ben in Gig Harbor)

Section 29: One man should never go up to another mans woman and tell her stuff that the other man has done. (Trouble in Everett)

Section 30: Every man should have a S.A.C (Spousal Avoidance Center) A place to drink, smoke, and get away from the woman.

Section 31: No man shall take a photo of another man doing something incriminating.

Section 32: If a man pukes in your car, he is held liable to get your entire car detailed. (Felix in Ft. Lewis)

Section 33: While eating a banana, never look another men in the eyes. (Sean)

Section 34: Never let another man adjust your tie while it is still around your neck. (Diz in Bremerton)

Section 35: NO man shall invite another man over to watch porn (Thee Ted Smith)

Section 36: Never buy personal lubricant for any reason while with another man. (Steve on Whidby Island)

Section 37: No nude sunbathing. (Mike)

Section 38: Never dot an "i" with anything other then a dot. (Rob Maple Valley)

Section 39: No man shall go back on a bet once hands have shaken (Keith)

Section 40: No bubble baths, unless accompanied by a woman. (Tyler)

Section 41: A man shall not use texts, email, or voicemail to tell off a friend. (Dave in Renton)

Section 42: No man shall ever watch a Richard Simmons workout video

Section 44: No man shall ever listen to Fall Out Boy

Section 45: No man shall rub or pat another mans knee. (Alex in Covington)

Section 46: If you are the first person through the door, hold it for the people behind you. (Tyler Ft Lewis)

Section 47: Never hit a woman. Sometimes the obvious needs to be stated.

Section 48: No man shall bum more then 3 cigarettes from any other man before getting him back. (Mack in Kitsap)

Section 49: When offered greens, don't burn more then half of the greens, so the on deck hitter can also enjoy some.

Section 50: No man shall apologize for looking/staring or otherwise being distracted by a woman's cleavage. (Ian in Redmond)

Section 51: If you see an American soldier, thank them for serving.

Section 52: No man shall ever sleep with a friends wife. (Kev in Tumwater)

Section 53: No man should be just friends with someone who gives them an erection. (Miles Montgomery)

Section 54: No man shall ride a tandem bike with another man. (Mateo in Austin Texas)