Article I - Bathroom Etiquette:

Section 1: No excessive or undue conversation in the restroom.

Section 2: Keep eyes forward whenever possible. (John in the NAVY)

Section 3: Always close the stall door, even when going #1 (Charles in Lacey)

Section 4: If you have an option, never use the urinal / Stall right next to a man who is already underway. (Justin in Puyallup)

Section 5: No phone conversations in a public restroom. (Greg in Marysville) Especially a hands free device (Ron in Silverdale)

Section 6: No man should ever take longer then 10 seconds looking in the mirror in a public bathroom. (Brandon in Fresno)

Section 7: If you need to change in a public bathroom use the stall, and close the door. (El-Higgones in Marysville)

Section 8: At no point should a man be laying around naked when there are only other men in the area, like in the locker room or sauna. (Ryno)

Section 9: Don't touch a man while he is already "Underway" (Thee Ted Smith)

Section 10: No man shall drop his pants and underwear to the ground while taking a leak. (Dan and Ryno in Marysville)

Section 11: If you must destroy a Mens Room, keep the fan on when you leave. (Rob Pacific)

Section 12: If you leave behind your DNA, YOU clean it up. (Dave in Everett)

Section 13: Never shave naked in a gym bathroom. (Vicente)

Section 14: Never drop a #2 in a club except in an emergency (Charles in Lacey)

Section 15: When at someone else's house, and needing to drop a duce, always use the furthest bathroom from the general population (Steve "The Thrill" Hill)

Section 16: No man shall have a decorative / fuzzy toilet seat (Cleveland)

Section 17: Do not bring food with you to the bathroom. (John)

Section 18: Never flick or project any mucous onto any external surface of any Mens Room. (Ron in Redmond)

Section 20: If you drop a duce, wash your hands. (Dave in Everett)

Section 21: If you put toilet paper on the seat, dispose of it properly when you are done, don't leave it for the next guy.

Section 23: While using the restroom, a man shall keep all his body parts within the boundaries of his stall, so long as there are other people in the restroom. (Gary in Auburn)

Section 24: If you drop a duce at another mans house, stick around long enough to make sure your "Contribution" is COMPLETELY flushed (Jolly Joe)

Section 25: When using the urinal, stand close enough that no one else can see your business. (Brad in Briar)

Section 26: When using a public restroom, flush every time! And if it's broken, tell someone who can fix it.

Section 27: When available, spray something that smells better then your poo after you drop a duce. (Tank from Olympia)

Section 28: No two men shall use a regular toilet at the same time. (Jolly Joe)

Section 29: No man shall use a public urinal sans pants.